Regular readers who are also my Facebook friends may be aware of the big spiders I photographed in my bathroom sink both Thursday and Friday morning.

Pretty much unless I’m breaking through a web with my face, spiders don’t really bother me, but as a courtesy to my wife, I removed each of these specimens from the sink before riding off to work.  (Caught them,  alive,  in an insulated beer can holder, and released them in the yard, in case you were wondering; I just don’t ever kill anything unless I have to).

But while the eight-legged critters, as I said, don’t necessarily affect me, I don’t like to be surprised by them, as I was Saturday when I went to pull on my Chuck Taylors before leaving for work. There was a decently large one on the underside of one of the tongues, and discovering it there, well, did get my adrenaline going a bit.

Though not as much as the time I found a huge spider in my bathroom cup (don’t use a bathroom cup anymore; my hands work just fine).

Or when I realized there was a live bat clinging to the sack of nails I’d just grabbed off a shelf in our barn (talk about instant willies).

Or when I discovered a bat while unrolling a curtain inside a rental house we looked at once. (We opted against the place.)

Or when I found myself nose-to-nose with a sleeping possum, all curled up in insulation, when I stuck my head inside our well’s pump house on a freezing winter day. I don’t mind possums per se, but that surprise encounter took a few years off my life. At least he remained asleep, or he might’ve taken off my nose as well