My late father-in-law, Bob Sager, was a pharmacist by training and a gifted fellow in a variety of other ways as well, including simply the art of being a quality human being; much of what I’ve learned about being a good person, I picked up from him.
Also among his many attributes were wisdom and a way with words, and among the words he liked to use was the following bit of wisdom: “Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.”
Good advice if you think about it: Practically nothing is either an “always” or a “never” proposition.
Still, some things are close, and with that thought in mind, I offer the following bit of biographical information:
– I never eat blue or red M&Ms.
– I always listen to NPR on my way to work when I take my truck rather than my motorcycle.
– I never use batting gloves.
– I always wear my Billy Sims jersey on Thanksgiving, in honor of the long-woeful Detroit Lions, who always play on Thanksgiving.
– I never eat cranberries or pumpkin pie.
– I always bounce the ball three times before I shoot a free throw.
– I never take off my wedding ring.
– I always drink my coffee black.
– I never get sick.
– I always buy stuff being sold by little kids.
– I never swear at anyone but myself.
– I always pray to start and end each day.
– I never go a day without getting at least some exercise.
– I always put my index finger behind its “tunnel” when putting on a baseball glove.

3 comments
jennifermoody says:
Nov 27, 2009
Interesting post idea. I may need to steal it.
In the meantime:
– I never eat licorice. Any color. Ever.
– I always, assuming I have change, give something to the Salvation Army bell ringers.
– I always make my grandmother's baked corn pudding for Thanksgiving, and I always fix clam spaghetti on Christmas Eve, in honor of my other grandparents.
– I never drink coffee.
stevelundeberg says:
Dec 7, 2009
Jen, licorice, real licorice, is ALWAYS black.
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Nov 30, 2009
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