If it hits the ground, I'll still eat it, usually.
I'm as into manners as the next guy, but ...
Would you rather be a dork or a vegetable?
Everyone deserves to be safe at home.
Always a little girl to me.
Let’s begin with something I posted on Facebook on Wednesday: “Hey, all you ‘flip-flop’ people, I refer you once again to the authoritative Beach Boys: T-shirt, cutoffs, sandals, pair of thongs. We’ve been having fun all summer long.” Until around a decade or so ago, the only time I’d ever heard the rubbery, summery footwear...
Thank you all for your kindness.
Ruin your wrist, save the environment.
Tim Horton’s? Big deal. Krispy Kremes? Please. The best donuts by a mile are those you can’t get around here anymore: Dunkin Donuts. There used to be DD stores all over the place, but the last one in Oregon — maybe the last one west of the Mississippi — went away about five years ago....
I can't draw my way out of a wet paper sack.
Like finding a Rolex or an iPod.